Where Are They Now?…Starring Eric Crouch

For those of you who don’t know who that beautiful man is above, it’s 2001 Heisman trophy winner Eric Crouch.  Despite receiving the Heisman, he still did not have the skill set to make it in the NFL.  Which again proves why I would be a horrendous NFL scout because I would, more or less, have had Crouch at the top of my draft board.  Although I do recall him being one of the worst Heisman winners’…but that’s besides the point.  Most winners of this prestigious award turn out to be huge busts.  I don’t get it.  Moving on.

But this post isn’t about bashing the one time Nebraska pride and joy, it’s about encouraging him during his latest comeback.

Real funny, jerk-off.  Let’s give the poor guy some credit huh?  If Maurice Clarett was given a shot to resurrect his career in the UFL, why can’t Crouch?  If Jeff Garcia and Daunte Culpepper got to be a part of the “UFL’s biggest game ever”, then why can’t Crouch have a shot?  As far as I’m concerned the UFL is just where has-been’s and never-will-be’s go to relive their glory days…unless the NFL is locked out, in which case the UFL will be the hottest ticket in town.

So, Eric Crouch, save me a seat on your bandwagon….and may God have mercy on your soul.

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