Dear Mr. Belichick,
I don’t ask for much from you. You tend to make every right decision, even when I strongly disagree with it. But can you please do me this one favor? If Larry Fitzgerald is in fact available via trade, could you please make him wear the red,
white, silver, and blue of New England next season? He’s the perfect big game player who has never had any character issues, at least that I know of. We have 6 picks in the first three rounds, please use two, hell even three of those on the Fitz man. Also, I’d like to patent the nickname “Fitz man.” Thank you for your consideration.