So umm…Kris Humphries is dating Kim Kardashian?…Is this real life? What the hell? Who is Kris Humphries? Is he even good? What a joke. I don’t know why Carmelo doesn’t accept this trade to New Jersey immediately. Not only is Ms. Kardashian running around the locker room, but the recently acquired cry baby Sasha Vujacic is dating Maria Sharapova. Now, I’m no dating wizard, but maybe a little threesome with those two seals the deal for Melo? The New Jersey Nets. Where dating America’s hottest women is more important then winning, happens. I’m looking at you, Prokhorov.