Oh nothing, just swam the English Channel without my legs or arms. No big deal but kind of a big deal. Just chillin that’s all.
On a completely unrelated note, NFL TV announcers are still saying “protecting the blind side”? I mean I know it’s true but can’t you think of a new phrase so I don’t have to think of Sandra Bullock every time I watch TV on Sundays? Please and thank you. Sandra Bullock is the worst.